gary knows he is the main character
THE LEGEND
On numerous occasions I've been hailed as the GREATEST FELINE IN THE GALAXY.
I enjoys:
- 🐟 fish (wet food and dry food mixed together)
- 📦 cardboard boxes (the smaller the better)
- 🪟 chatting with birds after breakfast
- 🛌 sleeping for 18 hours a day minimum
- 💥 Jujutsu Kaisen and wrestling his brother Berlioz
- 📖 pretending to read (performative male style)
- 😌 looking extremely handsome at all times (mogging for no reason)
I dislikes:
- 🧹 the roomba (MechaCat)
- 🚪 closed doors (unacceptable)
- 🥒 cucumbers (obviously)
- ⏰ being woken up
